That is all. Also, yes, this was important enough that I decided to make my first blog post in over a year. TAKE THAT, INTERNET. Also, if you're still reading this, wow... And might I suggest you peruse my other site, PopCultureNexus.com, which is updated much more often (read: ever) by myself and my cohort Mary? Sadly, there isn't much of Bryce Harper on it, but there's plenty of television, movies, Star Wars, and occasionally books. Maybe someday I'll return to Pop Sauce and continue to regale my adoring public (*cue crickets*) with tales of my very uninteresting life.