Five Hours Later:
Okay, so the mildly inconvenient random singing has (d)evolved into strange encouraging chanting, Bring It On style. I have to say, as far as stages of insanity go, I preferred the Polly Pocket theme song. On the plus side, after five and a half hours in the making, I have finally finished...THE FIRST PAGE OF MY PAPER! That's right: One down, six to go. Suck it, college.