- God, I hope this is better than the second Transformers movie.
- These space explosions should have way less fire, seeing as there's no Oxygen in space.
- The Space Race was actually a result of alien robots on the moon? Okay. Let's go with that.
- What the hell is John Malkovich doing in this movie? (I don't know, but I like it.)
- How does Rosie Huntington-Whiteley eat and drink with those enormous lips? Her face is like 25% lip.
- Is that Buzz Aldrin? That is Buzz Aldrin.
- I remember when Buzz Aldrin was on 30 Rock...That was weird.
- I love Shia LaBeouf.
- I wonder if Even Stevens is on DVD...
- Ken Jeong is in this movie??? I probably should have seen that coming. (How did he have time to do this movie, The Hangover Part II, and Community?)
- HOLY SHIT ALAN TUDYK. This movie just got 5000 times better.
- Is Michael Bay a racist?
- I love Shia LaBeouf.
- I wish Daniel Radcliffe would learn to cry on camera as well as Shia LaBeouf does.
- Are Tyrese and Josh Duhamel going to make out now?
- What is a cupola?
- Is this epic final battle scene still going on?
- Why don't Transformers have to reload their guns?
- If this movie goes on any longer, I'll have to just stay here for the Harry Potter premiere.
- The end? FINALLY. I have to pee so badly. Oh wait, quick bonus scene with John Turturro and Frances McDormand...
- This was a vast improvement over the second Transformers movie, but can we all agree that three is more than enough movies about giant alien robots?