Multiple choice: Helen Mirren...
a) Is 64 years old.
b) Looks better than me in a bikini.
c) Is clearly an alien/witch/vampire/other supernatural being with mystical powers.
d) All of the above.
If you answered d) All of the above, you are correct! In the words of Liz Lemon, "How is it possible? Is she a wizard?" My conclusion? Yes. So, from the rest of us lowly humans: Thanks, Helen, for making us look bad.