There is a distinct possibility that I am getting a C in my Women's Studies class. Apparently you don't automatically get an A just for being a woman. (My misunderstanding.) And the questions from the "Reading Quizzes" given by our illiterate TA were more like "Trivia Questions From Footnotes You Didn't Read." But the bottom line is, I can still get a B if I do well on this cursèd final paper.
Another shining moment this week was when I somehow managed to cut my finger on my toothpaste cap. I KNOW. It sounds utterly ridiculous, but I kid you not. There was blood. Maybe I can sue the toothpaste company and win millions of dollars. They really should put some kind of warning on those things.
...And the proud moments just keep on coming. I'm not sure how this happened, but my car's driver's side door will no longer open. (In answer to your question, yes, I made sure it was unlocked.) Considering my car is about 18 years old, this didn't come as a surprise. Well, actually, I was pretty surprised to not be able to exit my own vehicle. (Yes, I was in the car when I discovered the door would not open.) Now I get some funny looks when people in the parking lot watch me crawl over the seat to exit on the passenger side. I love that car.